Nica told me to blog.

So I am blogging.
Bam.

AAAAOOOOOOOAAAA

BIRDS

Moving on.
I found my prom dress last night. It's a floor-length Victorian-style ball gown. And it's RED. I love red. It's like... well, here's a link: http://www.milanoo.com/Dark-Red-Bow-Ruffles-Cotton-Classic-Lolita-Dress-p34039.html
I loves it. And it's sooo cheaappppp... And hand madeeeeee. I'm so excited. I hope I haven't missed too much school, though, cause then I can't go period... And that would make me sad.

So my friends and I are creating a web comic called "Duck, Duck, GOOOOOSSEEEEEE" and it's amazing. It's about these people who get sent back in time to some sort of mythological period by a hobo terrorist wizard derp, and they have all sorts of adventures. My characters are, as you all know, Reginald and Vladimir. Reginald goes back in time and becomes the God of Rainbows and Sparkles, and Vladimir becomes a sexy Russian centaur. It makes me happy inside. Gillian is writing it, Monique is drawing it, Allison is inking it, and I get to color it. I'll start posting pages as we finish them.

On yet another note. Monique is in my living room as I type this. And we are watching Raising Arizona. And making Yard Sale signs. It's amusing. And I love this movie. And Trey is talking about his Ozzy tickets. And Mother is in her chair, rocking. And Romulus is watching me from the table like a creeper. I kinda wanna throw something at him. But I won't. Mostly because I don't have anything to throw.

Why am I still typing.
Time for this week's picture:

Today at lunch...

We were sitting outside under the veranda thing and like three big birds flew through and were squawking all over the place and messing with people. I was kind of upset though because Monique wasn't there to see it. And she /loves/ birds.
Loves them.
It's almost unhealthy.
But the birds episode was quite funny. Made my lunch time.

Yeah, I really don't have anything witty or funny to talk about today, so I think I'll post some song lyrics for you to read, and if you like them, then look up the song.
Derp.

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
(Running through my head)

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
(Running through my head)
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with you has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block you out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just you and me
Nobody else so we can be free
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
(Running through my head)
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
(All the things she said)
This is not enough
Ya Soshla S Uma - Ma!
This is not enough
All the things she said
All the things she said

And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
They say it's my fault but I want her so much
Wanna fly her away where the sun and rain
Come in over my face, wash away all the shame
When they stop and stare - don't worry me
'Cause I'm feeling for her what she's feeling for me
I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
But it's driving me mad, going out of my head

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
This is not enough
This is not enough
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said, she said
All the things she said
All the things she said

Mother looking at me
Tell me what do you see?
Yes, I've lost my mind

Daddy looking at me
Will I ever be free?
Have I crossed the line?

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
This is not enough
This is not enough
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said
All the things she said.

 

That would be the English version of t.A.T.u.'s "Ya Soshla S Uma;" although not exactly accurately translated. Google it if you want the accurate translation. The meaning of the song is the same. 

And now for our daily coconut picture:

Apparently this is a coconut.
It came up in the search.
I'm not sure what it's supposed to be, so I'm going with coconut for now.

So how about them drag queens.

I stayed home from school today due to sickness, and while I was at home, I watched the first two episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race on Logo's website. And I must say. Oh my God those menwomennnnn.... Drag queens are mean and scary people. D: These are the scariest ones yet.
But I do have to say, I have tons of respect for plus-size queens, being as that I'm a bit of a big girl. And there are /three/ of them this season. I'm rooting for those girls! Oh, and the queens from Atlanta. < 3 I can't wait to see what's gonna happen this seasonnnnn.

Another note about queens, Allison brought me season three of Dawson's Creek when she came by today. Yay! Ahhhh I'm such a loser I love this show.
Now I get to give all you people my opinions about the characters! Wooootttttt
First off, I kind of have mixed feelings about Dawson and Joey both. Dawson is so... annoying. And nosey. It's like he can't keep his nose in his own business to save his life, and he flips out on everybody if he doesn't get his way. But he does know how to love, and he's quite funny.
Joey, although smart, is so overly dramatic it makes me want to punch her. I mean dear God she broke Dawson's heart because he turned in her father the crack dealer, and I get that he's her dad and all, but he did the right thing. She can't just /not forgive/ him for that. It makes me angry.
Jen. Hmmmmm. I think I relate to her more than I do any of the other characters. Don't ask me why. I think that's why she's shifted to being my favorite female character.
Jack; lol I love you you're so amazing. Every teen drama needs a good gay guy.
Pacey is adorable, but it always makes me sad to watch him do things because he reminds me of a certain person... but anyway. He is absolutely hilarious, and I gotta give the kid props for being so completely awesome even though his history is kinda... crap.
Andie was my favorite female character, but then she got all lovey-dovey with Pacey and lost all her marbles. So now she's no fun. :c
So who's my all-time favorite character? Jen's grandmother. No question. She's the kind of woman I want to be when I'm old. She clings to her religion and keeps her God in everything she does, but she still finds a way to be open-minded and loving toward people, and she does the absolute best she can for her family. I love her. < 3

That's really all I can think of to talk about for right now, other than the fact that Gillian gave me a Harry Potter valentine at school this morning for the hour or so that I was there, even though she's kind of a month off... But it made me feel special.

And now for today's picture;

I know what you people were thinking.
It's coconut milk.
Get your minds out of the gutter.

FFFFFUUUUUUU the first post.

You know I was so excited in school today, thinking about how I could come home and type stuff about myself like a narcissistic derpwad, but now that I'm here I can't think of anything to say. Pfff, I guess I'm not as important as I thought I was. Ahaha.

God you're such an idiot sometimes. 

Vladimir, go away. I hate it when you get in these moods.
Dude how are you even...

It's /maaaagiiiiicccccc/ ~

Reginald! Not you tooooo.....
Seriously though how are you two in here?

We're inside your head, you moron. We are sort of... controlling your fingers to type what we wish to say.

That's... really creepy. 
Alright for those of you who don't know, Reginald and Vladimir are a couple of original characters I made up for a roleplay, converted to Sims, and now they kind of act like my muses. Except instead of telling me things that might be important, Reginald derps around and Vladimir insults me. 

Vladdy-bear, stop being so mean!

Vladimir, listen to your boyfriend.

I am not being "mean," I am stating the truth.

BITE MY BOOT.

Reginald I really don't see what that Human Centipede reference had to do with anything. (Hilarious movie, by the way.)

I thought it was clever...

Um... yeah not really. Sorry dude. 

OTL

Way to make him depressed. 

Oh shut up Vlad. You're always worse.

Only to you. 

OKAY. I'm done here. You two, go away.  

Anywayyyyy... I'll post some pictures or something of those two at a later date. I don't have one saved on my computer at the moment. But as a teaser, Reginald is the man of the relationship, believe it or not, and he has shoulder-length blue and purple streaked hair that kind of reminds me of Bill whatshisname from Tokio Hotel. You know who I'm talking about. He wears a white T-shirt with a rainbow on it, a red kilt, and boots. He also has a gotee. Gote? Whatever that beard thing. 

Vladimir is Russian-born with some Romanian tossed in there somewhere, so he's tall, and super tan. He has longlonglonglong black hair, and he wears a black sweater, red skinny jeans (gay) and black boots. He's the woman. 

How this relationship works, I will never know. 

I actually sort of created these two on a whim, not really thinking about personalities or anything, but as I roleplayed with them their characters seemed to take on a life of their own. You fellow roleplayers will understand how that works. I hope. 

Holy crap this is getting long. 

Alright, I'll wrap this up. 

Being my first post thingy, it's obviously not super amusing, but hey. I tried. 

And with that, we shall end on a high note. Please enjoy this HUUUGGGGEEEEE coconut.