FFFFFUUUUUUU the first post.

You know I was so excited in school today, thinking about how I could come home and type stuff about myself like a narcissistic derpwad, but now that I'm here I can't think of anything to say. Pfff, I guess I'm not as important as I thought I was. Ahaha.

God you're such an idiot sometimes. 

Vladimir, go away. I hate it when you get in these moods.
Dude how are you even...

It's /maaaagiiiiicccccc/ ~

Reginald! Not you tooooo.....
Seriously though how are you two in here?

We're inside your head, you moron. We are sort of... controlling your fingers to type what we wish to say.

That's... really creepy. 
Alright for those of you who don't know, Reginald and Vladimir are a couple of original characters I made up for a roleplay, converted to Sims, and now they kind of act like my muses. Except instead of telling me things that might be important, Reginald derps around and Vladimir insults me. 

Vladdy-bear, stop being so mean!

Vladimir, listen to your boyfriend.

I am not being "mean," I am stating the truth.

BITE MY BOOT.

Reginald I really don't see what that Human Centipede reference had to do with anything. (Hilarious movie, by the way.)

I thought it was clever...

Um... yeah not really. Sorry dude. 

OTL

Way to make him depressed. 

Oh shut up Vlad. You're always worse.

Only to you. 

OKAY. I'm done here. You two, go away.  

Anywayyyyy... I'll post some pictures or something of those two at a later date. I don't have one saved on my computer at the moment. But as a teaser, Reginald is the man of the relationship, believe it or not, and he has shoulder-length blue and purple streaked hair that kind of reminds me of Bill whatshisname from Tokio Hotel. You know who I'm talking about. He wears a white T-shirt with a rainbow on it, a red kilt, and boots. He also has a gotee. Gote? Whatever that beard thing. 

Vladimir is Russian-born with some Romanian tossed in there somewhere, so he's tall, and super tan. He has longlonglonglong black hair, and he wears a black sweater, red skinny jeans (gay) and black boots. He's the woman. 

How this relationship works, I will never know. 

I actually sort of created these two on a whim, not really thinking about personalities or anything, but as I roleplayed with them their characters seemed to take on a life of their own. You fellow roleplayers will understand how that works. I hope. 

Holy crap this is getting long. 

Alright, I'll wrap this up. 

Being my first post thingy, it's obviously not super amusing, but hey. I tried. 

And with that, we shall end on a high note. Please enjoy this HUUUGGGGEEEEE coconut.